TRY NOT TO DIE

<img class="passage-image" src="img/wake up.jpg" alt "this is a picture of coffee" /> (text-style: "smear")[[WAKE UP]]

C'mon. We all know you need to take a piss (click-replace: "piss") [shit] first. <img class="passage-image" src="img/piss.jpg" alt "this is a picture of a loo" /> [[Fuck! Okay. I'll get up.]] [[Go back to bed]]

<img class="passage-image" src="img/good job.jpg" alt "this is a picture of a bed" /> [[Nothing, gonna go buy some darts]] [[I guess porridge and a mix of oat and full cream milk]]

<img class="passage-image" src="img/bed.jpg" alt "this is a picture of a bed" /> [[Yes. Let me sleep longer.]] [[Fuck! Okay. I'll get up.]]

<img class="passage-image" src="img/ashtray.jpg" alt "this is a picture of an ashtray" /> [[The Holiday Label (c) stripy green PJ Set + slides]] [[Dickies overalls (c) and a hoodie + slides]]

<img class="passage-image" src="img/oatmilk.jpg" alt "this is a picture of oat milk" /> [[Go back to bed]] [[Go to the gym]] [[Get grocos from Piedimonte's->Left, to Piedimontes]]

<img class="passage-image" src="img/sweat1.jpg" alt "this is a picture of bottleshop graffiti" /> [[Left, to Piedimontes]] [[Right, to the Bottle shop round the corner]]

<img class="passage-image" src="img/STOP.jpg" alt "this is a picture of a stop sign" /> [[Left, to Piedimontes]] or [[Right, to the Bottle shop round the corner]] ?

<img class="passage-image" src="img/sadclown.jpg" alt "this is a picture of my clown tattoo" /> Flash forward and it's 50 years in the future. You die in your sleep from too much sleep! (click-replace: "sleep!") [wanking!] (click-replace: "wanking") [crying!😢] (link: "You died.")[(goto-url: 'https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tmozGmGoJuw')] Try again. [[WAKE UP]]

<img class="passage-image" src="img/gym.jpg" alt "this is a picture of Canning Street" /> [[Tram it, save energy for gym]] [[Walk it! C'mon lazy bones]]

<img class="passage-image" src="img/piedis.jpg" alt "this is a picture of the road leading to piedis in Fitzroy North" /> [[Okay yeah, why not???]] [[Nah, I'm good thanks]]

<img class="passage-image" src="img/bottle shop.jpg" alt "this is a picture of a vape" /> [[Buy a vape. Fuck it]] [[Buy tobacco. Vapes are for virgins]]

<img class="passage-image" src="img/brunny.jpg" alt "this is a picture of an alleyway" /> You died. [[Try again->WAKE UP]].

<img class="passage-image" src="img/city.jpg" alt "this is a picture of a phone with a notifcation from Riley on it, asking you if you want to go to the city." /> [[Why not?]]

<img class="passage-image" src="img/stoppard.jpg" alt "this is a picture of airpods laying ontop of the play titled, 'Rosencrantz & Guildenstern are Dead' by Tom Stoppard." /> [[Tame Impala]] [[Any other band]]

<img class="passage-image" src="img/run1.jpg" alt "this is a picture of treadmills at a gym" /> [[Run like the wind, cowboy!]] [[Nice and easy baby, nice and eaaaasy]]

<img class="passage-image" src="img/sox.jpg" alt "this is a picture of a pair of feet wearing cool joggers and cool socks" /> [[Run like the wind, cowboy!]] [[Nice and easy baby, nice and eaaaasy]]

<img class="passage-image" src="img/tram.jpg" alt "this is a picture of a tram in the reflection of a mirror" /> (link: "CLICK HERE TO SEE IF YOU DIED")[(goto-url: 'https://error69.glitch.me/')] <audio src="./audio/Trambell.mp3" autoplay loop/>

<img class="passage-image" src="img/title page.jpg" alt "this is a picture of a person walking around Merri Creek. It's spooky" /> CLICK HERE > > > [[☠️->NO TIME TO DIE]]

<img class="passage-image" src="img/sick.jpg" alt "this is a picture of Eddy gardens in Fitzroy North" /> [["Game plan."]] [[Food, I'm starving.]]

<img class="passage-image" src="img/711.jpg" alt "this is a picture of a vape" /> [[NEWS FLASH]] [[WAKE UP]]

<img class="passage-image" src="img/home1.jpg" alt "this is a picture of a house" /> You wonder if you should tell Riley that you have a crush on their housemate.(click-replace: "have a crush on") [rooted]...More importantly, how do you address the housemate? [[Play it cool, just say hey]] [[Wink when Riley isn't looking]]

<img class="passage-image" src="img/mi.jpg" alt "this is a picture of Brunswick Street" /> [[Pub crawl]] [[Op-shop!]]

<img class="passage-image" src="img/couch.jpg" alt "this is a picture of a person laying on a couch" /> [[Fitzroy Pool!]] [[Pub crawl]]

<img class="passage-image" src="img/stairs.jpg" alt "this is a picture of a staircase" /> (link: "DID YOU DIE?")[(goto-url: 'https://purgatory666.glitch.me/')]

(alert:"You're a dumb cunt")

<img class="passage-image" src="img/flowers.jpg" alt "this is a picture of flowers and a tobacco pouch on a table." /> [[Sure, no worries]] [[Umm, it's my house too bucko]]

<img class="passage-image" src="img/slip1.jpg" alt "this is a picture of treadmills in the reflection of a mirror" /> (link: "Did you die?")[(goto-url: 'https://error666.glitch.me/')]

<img class="passage-image" src="img/weights.jpg" alt "this is a picture of weights in a gym" /> [[Pick it up!]] [[Oh dear god leave it gross]]

<img class="passage-image" src="img/soap.jpg" alt "this is a picture of a rusty shower rack with two bars of soap on it" /> [[WAKE UP]]

<img class="passage-image" src="img/selfie.jpg" alt "this is a selfie of a person in the gym putting the finger up" /> [[Back home for some study]] [[To the cafe round the corner for some lunch]]

<img class="passage-image" src="img/slump.jpg" alt "this is a picture of a can of seltzer on a windowsill" /> [[A nap]] [[Crack a coldie!]]

<img class="passage-image" src="img/cawfee.jpg" alt "this is a picture of a coffee cup on a ledge" /> [[Back home for some study]] 😔

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<img class="passage-image" src="img/fridge.jpg" alt "this is a picture of an open fridge with visable beers on a shelf" /> [[Pick it up ->pouch]]

<img class="passage-image" src="img/morning.jpg" alt "This is a picture of 3 friends drinking and looking at the camera." /> [[May as well…]] [[LEAVE THIS HELL HOLE->No way, go home]]

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<img class="passage-image" src="img/ubereats.jpg" alt "this is a picture of an uber eats paper bag on the floor of a bedroom." /> [[Maccas]] [[Something healthy]]

<img class="passage-image" src="img/ghost.jpg" alt "this is a picture of a backyard with fairy lights a blurry body walking towards the camera" /> [[WAKE UP]]

<img class="passage-image" src="img/gotcha.jpg" alt "this is a picture of a door that slightly ajar." /> Go back and [[try a different order->Sure, no worries]]????? Haha.

<img class="passage-image" src="img/alive.jpg" alt "this is a picture of a person in bed holding the rock n roll symbol up with their hand." /> (link: "CLICK HERE NOW")[(goto-url: 'https://winnerwinner.glitch.me/')]

<img class="passage-image" src="img/sleepy.jpg" alt "this is a picture of feet on a tram seat" /> [[Uh oh!]]

<img class="passage-image" src="img/lad.jpg" alt "this is a picture of a lad" /> [[Look away, Jesus Christ, look away]] [[Chuck him the shakas, #yolo]]

<img class="passage-image" src="img/stab.jpg" alt " 'You looking away did ya no favours. Lad took it as an insult. I won’t get into the nitty gritty but he stabbed you to death lol. You died. Try again.' " /> [[WAKE UP]]

<img class="passage-image" src="img/bra.jpg" alt "this is a picture of a hand doing the shakas symbol" /> [[May as well…]] [[LEAVE THIS HELL HOLE->No way, go home]]

<img class="passage-image" src="img/scary.jpg" alt "this is a picture of a baggie with powder in it" /> [[No, just leave it!]] [[Have a go hehe]]

<img class="passage-image" src="img/french.jpg" alt "this is a picture of a group of friends hanging out in the city" /> Do you [[Go, may as well]] [[No way, go home]]

<img class="passage-image" src="img/moral.jpg" alt "This is a picture of a set of keys on the ground. " /> [[Don't do drugs]] [[Don't go to Revs]]

<img class="passage-image" src="img/no.jpg" alt " 'Hahaha. No. Try again'. " /> [[WAKE UP]]

<img class="passage-image" src="img/yes.jpg" alt " 'Yes, exactly. Now go back and try again cunt!'. " /> [[WAKE UP]]

<img class="passage-image" src="img/jelly.jpg" alt "this is a picture of a group of people at a house party" /> [[Sneakily spoon it out]] [[Leave it you freak]]

<img class="passage-image" src="img/horse.jpg" alt "this is a picture of some buildings in the city" /> Go back and [[try again->Go, may as well]].

<img class="passage-image" src="img/cooked.jpg" alt "this is a picture of a chess board and smokes." /> Before you know it you're (link: "tripping")[(goto-url: 'https://heavensent69.glitch.me/')]. Yeah, you're in heaven. It's your choice whether you come back down or not. But if you do, go back in time and DON'T eat the freddo.

<img class="passage-image" src="img/sunrise.jpg" alt "this is a picture of water shining in the sun" /> [[YESS]] [[Nah, I'm callin it. Goin home.]]

<img class="passage-image" src="img/shark1.jpg" alt "this is a picture of Williamstown beach" /> [[WAKE UP]]

<img class="passage-image" src="img/safe.jpg" alt "this is a picture of a street and cars out the front of houses." /> I don't believe it but.... I think you might have gotten through the day without (link: "dying...")[(goto-url: 'https://winnerwinner.glitch.me/')]

<img class="passage-image" src="img/slap1.jpg" alt "this is a picture of a person having a slap on the pokies at Parkview Hotel" /> [[Go east]] [[Go south]]

<img class="passage-image" src="img/boredbrunny.jpg" alt "this is a picture of Brunny from above" /> Now it's time for a [[beer->Pub crawl]].

<img class="passage-image" src="img/potato.jpg" alt "this is a picture of lights at Marquis of Lorne" /> [[Order some]] [[Save your money!]]

<img class="passage-image" src="img/heart.jpg" alt "this is a picture of two people sitting in the Heartbreaker bar" /> [[Riverland!]] [[Afloat!]]

<img class="passage-image" src="img/vintage.jpg" alt "this is a picture of a person wearing a faux fur jacket in a mirror" /> [[Fur + Elton John]] [[Leather + Speed]]

<img class="passage-image" src="img/sniff.jpg" alt "this is a picture of a disco ball" /> [[Yes!]] [[Nah, be chill]] <audio src="./audio/disco.mp3" autoplay loop/>

<img class="passage-image" src="img/vamp.jpg" alt "this is a picture of a two friends one wearing leather" /> You died. Try [[again->WAKE UP]]. <audio src="./audio/dance.mp3" autoplay loop/>

<img class="passage-image" src="img/jager1.jpg" alt "this is a picture of a person at the Carlton Club" /> [[Escape and go home while you still can]] [[Go on!]] <audio src="./audio/club.mp3" autoplay loop/>

<img class="passage-image" src="img/beep.jpg" alt "this is a picture of a car parked on the side of the road with lots of rubbish near it." /> You died. Try [[again->WAKE UP]]. <audio src="./audio/horn.mp3" autoplay loop/>

<img class="passage-image" src="img/cheers.jpg" alt "this is a picture of 2 mimosas at a bar" /> You died. Go back and [[try again->Yes!]].

<img class="passage-image" src="img/taxi.jpg" alt "this is a picture of a swan made out of an apple." /> [[WAKE UP]]

<img class="passage-image" src="img/bike.jpg" alt "this is a picture of the Yarra and the bridge linking the city and the NGV side of Melb" /> Go back and [[try again->WAKE UP]].

<img class="passage-image" src="img/mermaid.jpg" alt "this is a picture of Arbory Afloat Bar" /> [[WAKE UP]]

<img class="passage-image" src="img/worm.jpg" alt "this is a picture of the golden worm found in Eddy Gardens, in Fitzroy North /> [[Hell yeah]] [[Hell nah]]

<img class="passage-image" src="img/pool.jpg" alt "this is a picture of Fitzroy Pool. /> [[Nah, just dive in normally]] [[Aight]]

<img class="passage-image" src="img/dip.jpg" alt "this is a picture of a sign post that says 'dip' and there is graffiti under it that says 'shit' /> If I were you love, I'd go back and [[try again->Fitzroy Pool!]] Or you have set yourself up to die lol. <audio src="./audio/traffic.mp3" autoplay loop/>

<img class="passage-image" src="img/hot.jpg" alt "this is a picture of Fitzroy pool, the sun bakers and the umbrellas in shot. /> [[I need more sun]] [[Sure, let's do it->Pub crawl]] <audio src="./audio/water.mp3" autoplay loop/>

<img class="passage-image" src="img/flags.jpg" alt "this is a picture of Fitzroy pool, the water and the flags in shot. /> You died. [[Try again->WAKE UP]]

<img class="passage-image" src="img/onfire.jpg" alt "this is a picture of Fitzroy pool, the water and people swimming in it. Taken from the bleachers. /> Damn tough break. You died. [[Try again->WAKE UP]]